I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and providing fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut fuck up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.
You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next hot thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.